Dog trainer names 5 types of people ‘should never own a dog’

Dogs are often called man’s best friend, but not everyone is meant to be a dog owner. Owning a dog is a big obligation that goes far beyond cuddles and playtime; dogs need consistent time, patience, and a commitment to prioritising their needs above your own.

A professional dog expert, known as Sam The Dog Trainer, is warning that some people (despite good intentions) with these personality types may not be suited as pet owners. He said: “I meet and see a lot of people that shouldn’t own a dog. If you get offended by what I am about to say, then you shouldn’t own a dog.”

1. The ‘Mommy or Daddy’

The dog trainer began by warning against people who treat a dog like a human baby.

He said, “They refuse to treat a dog like a dog. Their dogs fill an abnormal need for attention and companionship that robs the dog of its dignity and place as a dog in their homes. These people spoil their dogs.”

Sam went on to say that ‘Mommy and Daddy’ type of people often won’t train their dogs. These types of owners reject the idea that dogs are pack animals that thrive under clear leadership.

Without structure and guidance, dogs struggle to learn commands, follow rules, and overcome behavioural issues.

2. The ‘Sluggard’

The sluggard or the procrastinator is a person who gets no pleasure or reward from training their dog. This type of person often leads a miserable life for a dog. 

Sam shared: “As long as this kind of person stays unmotivated to train and care for a dog, they shouldn’t own a dog. There is always something better to do than take care of the dog. Meals are skipped, the house is a mess, and cleaning is put off.”

According to the dog trainer, the Sluggard would benefit from working with a personal trainer who worked with them and the dog to keep them both motivated.

3. The ‘Nitwit’

“A Nitwit is a negligent dog owner. Some let their dog run the streets, or they don’t keep up the dog’s vaccinations, or they let kids or adults provoke their dog into an explosive attack, or they don’t control their dangerously aggressive dog, or they don’t protect their dog from harm,” said Sam.

A person convicted of failing their duty of care, abandonment or other offences to an animal can be fined up to £40,000 or jailed up for up to a year, or both. 

4. The Cheapskates

Another personality type that should never own is a cheapskate. This is someone who has money but won’t spend money on their dog. 

Sam complained: “They bargain shop when caring for their dog. Their idea of bargain shopping is not getting the best dog for their money, it’s finding excuses why they shouldn’t have to spend any money on their dog at all.”

5. The Acquirer

When choosing a dog to own, some people only follow what’s popular, prestigious, or aesthetically pleasing (the cutest), but the trainer criticises this mindset.

Sam explained, “The acquirer gets a dog because the dog will get the owner something.

“This includes the person who gets a dog because they want to attract other people to them, not because they feel they have a need in their lives for a companion dog […] These people lack compassion for dogs and are likely to ‘throw away’ a dog to get another one.” 

According to Wag Walking, there are eight “elegant” and popular dog breeds that may attract this type of person: 

1. Afghan Hound
2. Irish Setter 
3. Weimaraner
4. Whippet
5. Peruvian Inca Orchid
6. Chinese Crested
7. Braque Francais Pyrenean
8. Doberman Pinscher